5 things

There was a small article in our local paper about a funeral home in town. At the end of the article, it said: "You can reach a live person at [phone number]". I read that and cracked up so hard. I don't know if it was inadvertent or funeral home humor, but either way it was hysterical to me.

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I posted a new Guardian fic, where Zhao Yunlan gets turned into a vampire. It's here: A Different Kind of Hunger

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I have icons to post but I am too lazy to do so.

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I got a new saute pan today and I am in looooove. It's T-Fal and a 5 qt. I got rid of like 4 other frying pans when it came in today because it's going to do a lot of stuff they couldn't. (and better, if they could) I DON'T CARE HOW BORING THAT IS, I AM EXCITED.

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The National's new album is out today! It's different but I'm digging it.