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green ([personal profile] green) wrote2010-05-16 02:53 pm

SHOVE THE HOLY RELIC DEEPER!

I could watch the entire operation from my little hideout. The windows of the room were opposite the door of the alcove behind which Eradice had hidden me. She was kneeling on the floor, her arms were crossed over the footstool and her head rested upon her folded arms. Her skirts, which had been carefully folded up to her shoulders, revealed her marvellous buttocks and the beautiful curve of her back. This exciting view did not escape the attention of the venerable Father Dirrag. His gaze feasted upon the view for quite some time. He had clamped the legs of his penitent between his own legs, and his hands held the monstrous rope.

He lingered for some time in this devotional position and inspected the altar with glowing eyes. He seemed to be undecided how to effect his sacrifice, since there were two inviting openings. His eyes devoured both and it seemed as if he were unable to make up his mind. The top one was a well known delight for a priest, but, after all, he had also promised a taste of Heaven to his penitent. What was he to do? Several times he knocked with the tip of his tool at the gate he desired most, but finally, I must do him justice, I saw his monstrous prick disappear the natural way, after his priestly fingers had carefully parted the rosy lips of Eradice's lovepit.


Thanks to [personal profile] lim for bringing this work of staggering genius to my attention.
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[identity profile] mylittlehottie.livejournal.com 2010-05-16 09:44 pm (UTC)(link)
O.M.F.G.....that was just...i don't even know!
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[personal profile] aberrant1 2010-05-16 11:36 pm (UTC)(link)
Lovepit? That sounds... so completely un-sexy as to leech any sexiness from the preceding paragraph.

I'm also confused as to how anyone could mistake a penis for a rope. Particularly since they were made of hemp at the time, and were kind of, uhm, rough. Ow.
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[personal profile] othercat 2010-05-17 02:47 am (UTC)(link)
Bad fic is BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAD

A cut tag would not have gone amiss. >_>
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[personal profile] lim 2010-05-17 07:27 am (UTC)(link)
18th century RPF, dude.
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[personal profile] newredshoes 2010-05-17 12:09 pm (UTC)(link)
Wait, what? Hang on, what just happened?