It's Called a Heart Boner - RemainNameless - Teen Wolf (TV) [Archive of Our Own] In which everyone and everything ever in the history of the world is trying to ruin Derek's life before he can finish his master's, especially his evil twin sister, his weird ability to start relationships on accident, his best friend's obsession with his sex life, people with dimples, his subsequent inability to end relationships, manipulative sorority queens, and oh yeah, that stupid drunk ass freshman he keeps running into. // HILARIOUS and sweet fic. (tags: teenwolfsterekrecs )