Fic: Mail Order Stiles (Teen Wolf, Derek/Stiles, Explicit)

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Mail Order Stiles (17489 words) by Green
Chapters: 1/1
Fandom: Teen Wolf (TV)
Rating: Explicit
Warnings: Underage
Relationships: Derek Hale/Stiles Stilinski, Kate Argent/Derek Hale (Past)
Characters: Stiles Stilinski, Derek Hale, Alan Deaton, Scott McCall (Teen Wolf), Isaac Lahey, Vernon Boyd, Jackson Whittemore, Erica Reyes, Kate Argent, Chris Argent, Gerard Argent, Matt Daehler, Ms. Morrell (Teen Wolf), Sheriff Stilinski
Additional Tags: Minor Character Death, Gun Violence, Canon-Typical Violence, Alternate Universe - Western, Mail Order Brides, Sharing a Bed, Awkward Sexual Situations, Misunderstandings, Masturbation, Adoption, Orphans, Pack Feels, but without werewolves, Family Feels, Nightmares, Past Abuse, Found Families, Hurt/Comfort, Emotional Hurt/Comfort, Harlequin Big Bang, Harlequin, Tropes, Loss of Virginity, Virginity, Marriage, First Time, so much more like, Alternate Universe - Farm/Ranch, Blind Horse, Horses, Fire, a non-con touching scene, Bad Touch, but it's short, Fluff and Angst, oh and, aged-down characters, the betas are children, mute character, Gunshot Wounds
Summary:

Stiles laughs. “The day I become a mail-order bride is the day I eat my hat.”

“You don’t even wear a hat."

“I’ll buy a hat for the occasion,” Stiles says. “A white one with a veil.”

(Stiles doesn't eat a hat, but that's just because he's too busy with his new husband, his five children, his new husband's ex, and a deadly feud with the neighboring ranch)

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