Go to the algebra class. It will calm you down to be excellent at algebra one more time.

Then go kick e.e. cummings' tuchus.


Oh, and, by the way, that 100 rabbi letter was almost certain a response to the first Orthodox rabbi officiating at a same-sex marriage, which, as you know, Reform, Reconstructionist and Conservative rabbis have all been doing for awhile. But I'm glad your mom wants you to be Orthodox--she won't mind when you kasher her kitchen with a blowtorch.