I have to make lists of things I need to get done (sometimes in order of priority or scheduling) or things do not get done, because I am a master procrastinator and have the attention span of something with a very short attention span.

Today I'm putting off mowing the lawn. I hate mowing the lawn with a righteous fury but even better, the mosquitoes are terrible and I don't want to get eaten alive. It is too hot to mow the lawn in long jeans and bug spray never keeps me safe when I'm sweating. It's all terrible. Sadly, the lawn still needs to be mowed.

Edit: I FORGOT TO RETURN YOUR GREETING. HELLO, GREEN. :D