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horrors of okcupid
So I got this in my inbox at OKCupid...
"...I come over to tutor you in biology (or whatever topic you fancy most). You invite me in and we get the usual chit chat conversation going in order to pass the time. You're wearing low cut denim shorts and a tight tee. I try to concentrate on not looking at your chest while talking to you. The test is coming up on Wednesday, we better get started. I sit down at your dining room table, you say you have to get your book real quick. As you turn to head over to your bedroom, I catch a glimpse of the red thong hugging your hips and showing off your well formed ass. The reason I sit behind you in lecture I think to myself. You come back and sit next to me, you're wearing perfume whose scent I can only describe as the smell of lust. We go through the motions of reviewing the notes and key power points as well as how the book defines and explains it. Its dark outside, its getting late and I say we should get rested since its a morning test. You say I should stay a little while longer and offer me a cup of coffee, its the least you could do. I agree and watch you walk over to the kitchen and once again I catch a glimpse of that lacey red thong thats barely there...My urges get the better of me. Your back is towards me as I approach you from behind, you're setting up the coffee machine. I caress your arms and begin kissing your neck while taking in whiffs of the the sweet smelling perfume that drives me wild. You start grinding up against me while making out, mmm...you taste like peaches. I feel up your supple and firm tits, if heaven were tangible, it would probably feel like this. We start making our way to your bedroom while undressing each other. Its funny that I fantasized about this exact situation with you while spacing out during lecture the other day...I'm a lucky bastard. We're both naked by the time you rip the covers off your bed, you look as fine as I imagined you would. I haven't been this excited since I lost virginity. You lie on your back, I suck on your breasts while fingering your tight wet pussy. I kiss every inch down towards your clit. I gently massage your breasts while teasing your clit. Still tastes like peaches. I put my lips over your clit and run my tongue rhythmically in every direction(I can unwrap a starburst with my tongue). Your moaning gets louder and louder, you tense up, until eventually your entire body begins to shake and you cum. I've done my part. I move myself between your legs while kissing your soft lips. You bite my lower lip, pain and pleasure at the same time. I move around a little more until finally, I'm inside you. Your pussy is tight and wet, so tight you're almost pushing me out. And once again it is what can only be described as amazing. I thrust at a moderate pace, not to too rough and not too gentle. My heart begins to race rapidly, I can hear your moaning get louder and more climactic, until finally we both cum. I realize how intense the physical marathon we just had is, and kiss your lips one more time before collapsing from exhaustion next to you. You give a sigh of satisfaction and put your head on my chest. I close my eyes and pass out............
Alright lectures over, I want to remind everyone about
the Test on Wed. covering chapters...What the fu...Damn it. I spaced out again. Son of a...wait, you're smiling
while walking over to me, like you're going to ask me something...hmm."
"...I come over to tutor you in biology (or whatever topic you fancy most). You invite me in and we get the usual chit chat conversation going in order to pass the time. You're wearing low cut denim shorts and a tight tee. I try to concentrate on not looking at your chest while talking to you. The test is coming up on Wednesday, we better get started. I sit down at your dining room table, you say you have to get your book real quick. As you turn to head over to your bedroom, I catch a glimpse of the red thong hugging your hips and showing off your well formed ass. The reason I sit behind you in lecture I think to myself. You come back and sit next to me, you're wearing perfume whose scent I can only describe as the smell of lust. We go through the motions of reviewing the notes and key power points as well as how the book defines and explains it. Its dark outside, its getting late and I say we should get rested since its a morning test. You say I should stay a little while longer and offer me a cup of coffee, its the least you could do. I agree and watch you walk over to the kitchen and once again I catch a glimpse of that lacey red thong thats barely there...My urges get the better of me. Your back is towards me as I approach you from behind, you're setting up the coffee machine. I caress your arms and begin kissing your neck while taking in whiffs of the the sweet smelling perfume that drives me wild. You start grinding up against me while making out, mmm...you taste like peaches. I feel up your supple and firm tits, if heaven were tangible, it would probably feel like this. We start making our way to your bedroom while undressing each other. Its funny that I fantasized about this exact situation with you while spacing out during lecture the other day...I'm a lucky bastard. We're both naked by the time you rip the covers off your bed, you look as fine as I imagined you would. I haven't been this excited since I lost virginity. You lie on your back, I suck on your breasts while fingering your tight wet pussy. I kiss every inch down towards your clit. I gently massage your breasts while teasing your clit. Still tastes like peaches. I put my lips over your clit and run my tongue rhythmically in every direction(I can unwrap a starburst with my tongue). Your moaning gets louder and louder, you tense up, until eventually your entire body begins to shake and you cum. I've done my part. I move myself between your legs while kissing your soft lips. You bite my lower lip, pain and pleasure at the same time. I move around a little more until finally, I'm inside you. Your pussy is tight and wet, so tight you're almost pushing me out. And once again it is what can only be described as amazing. I thrust at a moderate pace, not to too rough and not too gentle. My heart begins to race rapidly, I can hear your moaning get louder and more climactic, until finally we both cum. I realize how intense the physical marathon we just had is, and kiss your lips one more time before collapsing from exhaustion next to you. You give a sigh of satisfaction and put your head on my chest. I close my eyes and pass out............
Alright lectures over, I want to remind everyone about
the Test on Wed. covering chapters...What the fu...Damn it. I spaced out again. Son of a...wait, you're smiling
while walking over to me, like you're going to ask me something...hmm."